If I was a cat, I would frolic in grassy green meadows and wear a crown of yellow dandelions….
If I was a cat, I would use all the available cuteness I possess to keep my humans under my sole control. Even when napping, I can exude an aura of such total mega cuteness, no human can resist my will…………
If I was a cat, I would willingly go to war with the mice using my superior kitty intelligence and a shotgun just to make sure……….
If I was a cat, I would control the television remote, always. We would watch intelligent programs like Animal Planet and Sponge Bob Square Pants. We would snack on canned tuna and Bud Light. We would shun all sports programming…….
If I was a cat, any human who dressed me up in a ridiculous fashion such as the above and then took a photograph of my humiliation, would be instantly banished from the planet after being swatted thrice with a rolled up newspaper……..
Have a happy day, peoples………